My daughters were telling bad jokes while getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner and it gave me this topic.
Bad/cheesy pickup likes
You could easily go modern or take a shot at a regency.
How does Wickham pick up his ladies? How did Mr. Bennet and Mrs. Bennet marry? Is Sir William a bit pervy? Does Mr. Darcy have a bit of rake in him or possibly worse his shyness makes him socially awkward and he blunders into a double entendre.
Maybe Bingley asks Jane if it hurt? Falling from heaven, because you must be an angel!