Admiration is Such a Drag -- Could They Please Cancel Valentine's Day Next Year?

    By Lise and Rachel


    Prologue

    Posted on Friday, 18 June 1999

    Authors' Note: With the Dot Police onto us, we have decided that we wanted to take AISAD off the board, rethink, and rewrite. We're going back to the beginning, and I hope you all will humor us and enjoy the adventures of the Colonel once more! This is something we started working on about a year ago after Christmas, it's not meant to be serious so please keep that in mind :) This prologue is representing women's view of Colonel Fitzwilliam, and should be sung to the tune of the song "Barbie Girl". --L & R


    Hi Colonel
    Hi girls
    Do you wanna go for a ride?
    Sure girls
    Jump in

    He's an army boy, every woman's toy
    Life in writing, it's exciting
    He will dance with all, at each and every ball.
    Imagination, life is your creation.
    Come on Colonel, let's get married

    We are young silly girls, in the Pemberley world,
    Dressed in red, Colonel Fitz, he's our darling.
    You're our Stud, dance around, regimentals in red,
    Check me out, kiss my hand--hanky panky!
    You can touch, you can play, if you say you're always mine

    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!

    Make me sing, make me dance, do whatever you please!
    I make lively conversation, play piano with ease!
    Come hop in, reckless friend, let us have some more fun!
    Hit the town, drool around, let's go party

    You can touch, you can play, if you say you're always mine
    You can touch, you can play, if you say you're always mine

    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!

    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!
    Come on Colonel, let's get married!

    Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    Well Colonel, we are just getting started.
    Oh, I love you girls.


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