Limericks

    By Ellen M


    Posted on Friday, 14 April 2000

    I'm sorry I can't recall
    who brought it up at all,
    but since it was mentioned,
    my only intention
    is to post, and...umm,
    withdraw?? ;-))

    (I wrote it a long time ago, found it, had to post sorry!! ;-D)

    I proposed marriage with great condescension
    While under the misapprehension
    That the feeling was shared
    But she did not spare
    Me in her disapprobation.

    Her response cut me quickly and deep
    That night not a wink did I sleep
    So I wrote a reply
    To her bright angry eyes
    I am such a big *bleepety bleep*

    There can be no justification
    Unless she seeks verification
    of the info therein
    Yikes, am I dim!
    My cousin would happily be her consolation!


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