Absolutely Farcical


    Begun By Caroline Sunday, December 29, 1996

    This section removed at the request of the author


    Continued By AnneMarie (moonshine) Tuesday, December 31, 1996

    (I am only 9 years old, so my mother is helping me here with spelling, etc.)
    ...continuing above ball scene...

    In their room at Netherfield, Caroline Bingley is dressing up like a giant mallard duck and saying "Why did you pick this out for me, sister? These feathers are sooo itchy although the duckbill part fits amazingly." Louisa Hurst gently swirled in her gorgeous peacock costume, but her fanned tail kept swishing out of control and knocking over tiny glass ornaments and perfume bottles. They opened the door to the room to go downstairs but bumped into Kitty, who WAS a tabby kitten in disguise that hissed at them, with a little laugh afterwards.

    Downstairs, Mr. Bennet (who was the "I-hate-company" Badger fromWind in the Willows) and Mrs. Bennet (who was an "always-squawking&complaining" chicken in a very ruffled feathered costume) were sampling the appetizers...


    Continued By Caroline Tuesday, December 31, 1996

    This section removed at the request of the author

    The End.


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