Lydia is Married!

Posted on October 17, 2008

First to marry! I'm so proud.
Need to shout the news out loud.
Lots of fun to be a bride.
Lots of things I can't confide.

Cutest wedding band I've seen.
Making all my sisters green.
So much fun to wear this ring.
Showed it off to Freckly King.

Married life is not so tough.
Wickham buys me lots of stuff.
Can't say what we do all night.
Have no time to sit and write.

Write me often, all day through.
Not much else for you to do.
Get advice on all your beaux.
Now your married sister knows.

Wickham's manly needs are fun.
Cannot tell you what we've done.
Never guess with all your might,
what my Wickham does all night.
Mother's warnings too severe.
Wickham grins from ear to ear.

Lizzy, please don't stare like that.
Look as if you smell a rat.
Lizzy, please don't disapprove.
Lonely life will soon improve.
Know you liked him; please don't gripe.
Wickham's really not your type.

Woman's curse may stop real soon.
Then you'll sing a different tune.
Having babies might be fun.
Must make sure I have a son.
Three or four would be enough.
Buy your nephews lots of stuff.
Little boys in little pants,
love to kiss their maiden aunts.

Getting married! What a mess!
Lots of problems, lots of stress.
Nasty Uncle wouldn't bless.
Angry Aunt, no wedding dress.
Maid of Honour, not impressed.
Our Best Man you'd never guess.
Had to go through lots of hoops.
Mister Darcy helped us...Oops!