Posted on 2015-12-07

Mrs. Bennet's Verse

Mrs. B:
Heedless of his teeth or folly.
Lizzy:
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

Mrs. B:
Like him more than his looks warrant,
Lydia:
La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!

Mrs. B:
For he is the heir apparent.
Kitty:
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

Mr. Bennet's Verse

Mr. B:
Mary, stop that bloody chorus.
Mary:
Fa-la...

Mr. B:
While I view most fools with pleasure,
Mary:
(silence)

Mr. B:
This man tries me past my measure.
Mary:
(silence)

Mr. Collins' Verse

You'll need me to save you lasses.
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

In return, I ask a favor.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!

Marry me. I'll be your savior.
Bwa-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha.

The Bennet Sisters' Verse

Lizzy:
I remain by choice quite singly.
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

Mary:
I'm the best bet for your offers.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!

Kitty and Lydia:
We have only eyes for off'cers.
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

The Bingley Siblings' Verse

Lousia and Caroline:
(aside to Darcy) Wherever you lead, he'll follow blindly.
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

Let us leave this dull backwater.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!

Ere he weds a local's daughter.
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

Darcy's Verse

Darcy:
(silence)
Caroline:
Fa-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la!

Darcy:
(glaring silence)
Caroline:
(silence)

Darcy:
(silence)
Caroline:
(silence)