For Love of Money (10 Lines of NA Nonsense)

    By Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!


    Posted on 2014-10-31

    Despite being the child of a vicar,
    Catherine Moreland wanted something richer.
    So she swiftly hatched an evil plan
    For wealth beyond the dream of any man...
    Freddie Tilney was first, if you please;
    She arranged for a social disease.
    A midnight ride did the General in,
    Henry she drowned in folds of muslin.
    This rich widow, to even the score,
    Ran over the Thorpes for an encore.


    The 10-word "story": Lizzy killed Darcy. Then Zombie Darcy ate Miss Lizzy's brains.

    The End


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