Posted on 2014-10-31
Despite being the child of a vicar,
Catherine Moreland wanted something richer.
So she swiftly hatched an evil plan
For wealth beyond the dream of any man...
Freddie Tilney was first, if you please;
She arranged for a social disease.
A midnight ride did the General in,
Henry she drowned in folds of muslin.
This rich widow, to even the score,
Ran over the Thorpes for an encore.
The 10-word "story": Lizzy killed Darcy. Then Zombie Darcy ate Miss Lizzy's brains.The End