Getting Acquainted
Chapter Thirty-Six
As
soon as Margaret was out of earshot, CI Wilson opened his mouth. "How and
where did he get a hold of Margaret Maxwell? Have you read anything about
it?" he asked his wife. "You read those magazines."
"She's
not a favourite with the magazines," said Mrs. Wilson. "I read
somewhere that she refuses to do interviews and if she absolutely has to, then
only about work. So I haven't read anything about this. But I heard from a
friend that she frequently stayed with that rich man who was murdered recently
by his daughter. My friend lives in the same village. It's not far from
here."
"A
rich man who was murdered?" said Superintendent Brown, who remembered
Hargreaves. "Wilson, who do we send to deal with murders? That are committed
not far from here?" He began to see the light. Although he would not often
send in his DCI for the more menial jobs, in this potentially high-profile case
he had thought it wisest to put a senior officer on a single case, rather than
have him handle several in a supervising capacity.
"Scott?"
"Exactly.
And DS Randall, to whom they're now talking." It was a very bright light
now.
Superintendent
Brown would like to see if DCI Scott was also sporting a wedding ring, like Ms
Maxwell. It would not surprise him very much now. If he did not have one yet,
Scott should get one soon, because if his eyes had not deceived him, the woman
had just pinched his bottom. Why would she, if she was married, do that to
someone she was not married to, or she was never going to be married to?
He
did not mention any of these suspicions and observations to the others at the
table, in case he was wrong.
He
kept an eye on Scott when the couple returned. Indeed, the DCI had a ring too.
When his superior glanced at it with a questioning stare, he gave an almost
imperceptible nod and shrug.
It
was always nice to be informed of these things, in whichever way, Brown thought
with a shake of the head. So, the lad was married -- to this woman here, one
would assume and hope, given their behaviour -- but he did not seem very keen
on telling anyone.
Now
that he thought about it, it was not so strange to see the DCI with a woman,
although the man would not have managed to keep them at bay for this long if he
had been part of the uniformed department. The ladies always liked men in
uniforms. Still, Brown supposed that the DCI in plain clothes would be just as
capable at attracting a woman, perhaps even one of the calibre of Margaret
Maxwell. That would explain why he had managed to bring her to the ball. It was
rather foolish to think she would accompany a stranger.
This
all did not really explain the haste with which they had acquired wedding
rings, because the Hargreaves case had only been a month ago and it had just
been more or less established that they had met there. While Scott was
generally quick to solve cases, it remained to be seen whether it was logical
to assume he was also quick and efficient in getting married. That was somehow
not quite the same.
The
men talked about work-related issues, which were interesting, but to which
Margaret had nothing to contribute. People at other tables seemed only intent
on staring at her and Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Wilson appeared too timid to speak.
Perhaps she had misjudged the degree to which she would be able to cope with
this. She had got married only that morning and she wanted some more attention
from her husband.
Drinks
were served. "No alcoholic beverages at dinner, for those who prefer a
civilised start to the ball," Superintendent Brown apologised to Margaret,
who, for all he knew, might prefer wine.
"Oh
god, what did I get myself into? Is such a measure really necessary?" She
got visions of drunken hooligans.
"It
was, in the past. It works out fine now."
"What
about the poster at the entrance?" There was something there that warned
against the dangers of drinking and driving. It would never be there without a
reason.
He
was surprised that she had noticed that. "We can't have police officers
drink and drive. The posters are there to remind them of that."
She
looked at Iain. "I don't drink. You can drink if you want to. Not too
much." She still remembered their conversation about drunk policemen
ripping off dresses.
"Today?
I don't think so." Iain caught CI Wilson gaping at him and he wondered
why. "What? I never drink much."
"Oh.
I meant ... you are leaving together?" They were implying they were going to
leave in the same car.
Iain
looked at Margaret. They had arrived together. It was logical to assume they
might leave together as well. "Margaret, what did you forget to tell
him?"
"It's
not my fault! You left the table." She had merely persisted in their
reticence. If he had left so she could inform everybody, he should have been
more clear about that.
"You
can speak on my behalf."
"Yes,
that's what you'd prefer, not to speak at all, but I'm not going to let you get
away with these things. Besides, I promised to look pretty and shut up. I've
already said too much, so I'll just stick to looking pretty, which may not even
have worked, because you left me sitting here all alone," she said with a
lovely pout. "So obviously I wasn't as pretty as that."
Iain
saw that Wilson was not only still gaping, but that Mrs. Wilson and Mrs. Brown
had joined him. He looked around for the nearest exit and saw the entrance to
the lavatories in the corner. A private chat was in order. "Come with
me," he ordered Margaret. In the hall leading to the toilets he stopped
her. "You are unbelievable!"
She
grinned at him, leaning against the wall and pulling him closer. "Kiss me,
Iain. I was beginning to wonder if I'd made a mistake in coming, what with you
ignoring me and all."
"I
cannot kiss you at the table," Iain explained patiently. He wondered if he
could even do it here. Margaret seemed to think so.
"Make up for it."
Chapter Thirty-Seven
Superintendent
Brown, who really wished to make a speech before dinner commenced, could not do
so. Everybody had finally arrived, even the latecomers, but now two people had
deserted to the lavatories and one of them had to be the most conspicuous
guest, whose absence would certainly be noted because she was at his table.
He
had seen more than one head turn during her flight. If he started to speak and
she returned, people would be distracted again. He could not run that risk.
There
was no other solution than to head towards the lavatories as well to get them
out. He had no idea what he might find, perhaps a Ms Maxwell or Mrs. Scott who
threatened to leave, but he certainly was not prepared for the sight of the
woman being kissed by DCI Scott, who even had his hand up one of the splits of
her dress.
He
cleared his throat, not knowing whether to be shocked or amused that this
should be happening to the most incorruptible of his subordinates.
"Detective Chief Inspector Scott..." he said, using the rank as a
reminder of his usually blameless conduct.
Iain
turned his head. "Yes, sir?" He had known he might be interrupted at
some point and he was not too surprised. He strove to be unaffected by the
interruption.
"I
hate to disturb you, but I'd like to start my speech." Others might not
have got away with only that comment, but others might have acted guilty or
embarrassed, not looked back at him as if they were not doing anything wrong.
Either that, or he was aware that what he was doing was perhaps not what one
might expect. Brown rather appreciated the fact that no excuses were offered
and that no effort was made to make the situation look different from what it
was. "As soon as you two return to the table I can make a speech. You
don't want to be seen avoiding the speech, do you? It's the highlight of the
evening."
"Oh,
right." Iain took his hand off Margaret's thigh and pulled her dress
straight very carefully. "I'm sorry for causing a delay to your
speech."
"I
wonder why your sister called you a choir boy," Margaret said softly, but
she perceived another faint blush nonetheless. He was not as naughty as he let
on.
"The
silent types always surprise you, don't they?" Brown commented.
"They
are not silent with a good woman," she replied. "The type they
communicate with on a mental level," she added, in case he would think she
meant a good woman was a flirt. She was the good woman and she was not a flirt.
"Mental
level," Brown echoed with an understanding nod. He had just found them
kissing. As far as he knew that was another level, more like physical. "So
I saw."
"Oh,
I am not going to argue with you about the order of things. You wouldn't get
it," Margaret exclaimed. She returned to the dining room.
"Get
what? What is the order of things?" he asked.
Iain
did not want to go into detail. It would take too long and some details were
too private. "Something that requires too much planning, commitment and
self-control for most people, I daresay."
"Does
Miss Maxwell -- pardon me, Mrs. Scott -- swear by that as well?" Brown
thought that DCI Scott almost certainly did, so the woman had to have some
patience with that at least. Considering that she had not at all giggled in
embarrassment, her self-control had to be reasonable.
"So
much that I almost renounced my faith," Iain said humorously.
Brown
pushed him towards the door. "She's worse than you? Is that
possible?" In that case it was a miracle they had ever ended up in here
and he was almost sorry that he had broken it up.
"Thank
you very much for that. Obviously I don't think they're very bad
qualities."
"That
was very obvious."
When
Margaret regained her seat, she was approached by Kirsty, whom she had not yet
spotted. She had actually forgotten to look for her, although she had known her
sister-in-law had to be there somewhere as well.
"How
did you manage after we left then?" Kirsty whispered. She was immensely
curious.
"Fine,"
Margaret said with a mortified blush. "You shouldn't be asking me
that."
Kirsty
studied her blush with interest. "Just wondering if I need to prod my big
brother into action." By the looks of it that was not going to be
necessary. Perhaps her mother had been right and they could be left to their
own devices.
"No
need."
"Oh!"
Kirsty looked back to see if she had time for another question, but she saw
Iain return. "I'll be back!"
"What
did she want?" Iain whispered suspiciously when he sat down again. The
smirking countenance of his sister did not promise any good and neither did the
somewhat flustered appearance of Margaret.
"She
wanted to know how you were acquitting yourself of your marital duties,"
Margaret whispered back. She was amused when he turned red, despite the fact
that she had turned red herself a minute ago and the colour had not yet faded.
"Remind
me to kill her later," he responded, looking just like he had done when
Kirsty had appeared during the Hargreaves case.
"No!
I won't allow you to kill your sister. I finally get a sister again and then
you want to kill her. Be nice to me. Don't you even want to know what I
said?" It did not seem to worry him at all.
"I
don't think you told her anything." He was still glaring after Kirsty.
"How
can you be sure? I might have acted out of character and told her all."
She would not have done it here at the table, but she might do it later in
private. There was nobody else she could possibly talk to and there might be
things she wanted to share, or things about which she had questions.
"Mr.
and Mrs. Scott," Superintendent Brown said to the great surprise of the
rest of the table. "Would you kindly postpone your argument until after my
speech?"
"Just
a second, sir," said Wilson, gaping at Margaret. "Mrs. Scott? Is that
what he said you forgot to tell us, before you disappeared?"
Margaret
grinned. "Oh yes. We had to er ... sort that out."
"But you hadn't got to that yet, I think," said the Super, raising his eyebrows. "Since they couldn't decide who was to speak up, I'll do it. I was too hasty with the introductions. Now, if you don't mind, the speech."
Chapter Thirty-Eight
Wilson
postponed his curiosity until after the speech, when the soup was served.
"You're married then?" He sounded incredulous.
Margaret
kicked Iain under the table, to indicate that these were his colleagues and
that answering questions was up to him entirely. He should make a start, at
least. She would not mind taking over at some point.
"We
are," he said reluctantly.
"But
none of us were told about the wedding," Wilson protested. It was
customary to do so and most people invited colleagues.
"Nobody
was." Iain recalled he had been to Wilson's wedding several years back,
but that had been an entirely different situation.
"If
I may be so curious, when did it take place?" Brown asked. Scott had taken
four weeks off. He could not imagine that it had happened before then. There
would not have been enough time.
"This
morning."
"You
must be as quick about getting married as about wrapping up cases. That
explains some of your behaviour," he said in reference to the lavatories,
"but not why you're here."
"I
thought attendance was as good as compulsory for senior officers,"
Margaret piped up.
"But
perhaps not on the day of their wedding." Superintendent Brown thought he
was that humane at least. He would allow people to take time off for that.
Perhaps he would not have come on his wedding day himself.
"Oh,
but he didn't know he was going to be married when you ordered him to attend,
or rather, he couldn't be sure when. Besides, I thought I might have to restore
his reputation, because obviously nobody thought he could end up with me."
Margaret managed to look a little indignant. "And obviously you don't read
his reports."
"Why
do you think that?"
"Otherwise
you would have known that he really knew me."
"That's
not exactly how I write my reports," Iain corrected, but she had a point
nevertheless. One Ms Maxwell had indeed featured in his report, which Brown
ought to have noticed, but it would not do to stress that fact too much.
"Besides, I could have said that I really knew you, but I
didn't."
"Well,
you didn't know if I wanted to come."
"While
you were talking to the Randalls, we established that you must have met during
the Hargreaves case, but that is barely a month ago." Brown made a mental
note to read that report again to see where Margaret was mentioned.
"Getting
married takes three weeks," Margaret said with a shrug. "But just
believe that it is possible in a month, thank you. I didn't know that
either."
After
dinner, desert and coffee, everybody was invited to go downstairs to the
ballroom where there was a live band, a bar and a table with raffle tickets.
Lisa
Randall jumped on Margaret on the stairs. "We have to talk, Margaret. We
really have to." She smiled sweetly at Iain. "You'll manage on your
own for a bit, won't you?"
Margaret
gave him a helpless look and allowed herself to be dragged off into a corner
between the band and the raffle tickets. She could imagine what Lisa wanted to
talk about. It was probably the same as what Kirsty was interested in, but
those were not exactly things she was eager to discuss with everyone. Still,
talking to Lisa was better than being cornered by unknown people.
"Tell
me all! When did he first kiss you?"
Margaret
groaned. Lisa was even more direct than she had feared. "Please!"
"Was
it at Hargreaves' house?"
"No!
Why do you want to know these things?"
"Pure
friendly interest. I can't make sense of it. You're married, but you never went
on dates, I heard? When was it? Where was it? How was it?"
Margaret
shook her head. "I won't tell you. You'd only make fun of me." The
only one who seemed to find it perfectly normal was Iain. Even his family were
amused and Margaret was too used to disapproval to be easy about that.
"All
right," Lisa relented. "I know you take it very seriously, so you're
obviously very, very sure and so I promise I don't want to make fun of you at
all. I just want to know if he's normal."
Margaret
frowned. "He's your boss. You shouldn't be wondering about him
kissing."
"Margaret,
don't be jealous. I'm only concerned that you're married to a sort of robot who
either doesn't have feelings or he can't express them." Lisa leant towards
the latter.
"Is
that how you think of Iain?" She was shocked. "I thought you liked
him."
"Well,
that's my worst-case scenario. Tell me it's otherwise." It probably was,
if she took their radiance into account.
"It's
otherwise."
"How
then? Please, Margaret. You're not exactly hot-blooded enough to melt him on
your own -- in four weeks!" That was the most surprising thing of all,
really. From not admitting his preference, he had gone to marriage in four
weeks, so in fact in about one week only.
Margaret
looked around herself to see if no one was listening. "Cold-blooded can be
cosy too."
"How?"
"I
like things civilised and friendly, Lisa. Wild passion is not my style. It's
not Iain's either. The wildest thing he's done is to kiss me right before
dinner just now and even that was nice rather than naughty," Margaret said
reflectively.
"He
kissed you before dinner and Brown walked in on you?" Lisa gasped. She had
seen the Superintendent go after them. "Ouch!"
"Yes.
He asked if we could return to the table so he could hold his speech. That was
all. It wasn't bad."
"I'm
not sure that wasn't naughty." Lisa was still gasping for breath, now at
the fact that Brown did not seem to have been shocked by the scene. "But
that was the wildest he's done? That wasn't the first kiss, though, was
it?"
"No,
that was this morning when we were getting married." The corners of her
mouth turned up at the memory.
"Aliens!"
Lisa could not help but cry out. "Sorry. I mean, how could you wait? You
must have agreed to get married several weeks before. If I didn't know he
already fancied you rotten at the Hargreaves house I'd get a completely wrong
impression and think you had some business arrangement with each other."
"You have to get acquainted a bit first. It was very, very nice," Margaret said dreamily. "I'd been a bit worried and I'd almost taken up his offer to practise. I think you have the wrong idea of him, Lisa. If I put a little pressure on him he can say sweet things very well. I don't need to put any pressure on him to do sweet things. Do you think I would ever have got him to say things if we had started kissing right away? I don't think so."
Chapter Thirty-Nine
"Margaret
said she might be pregnant," Kirsty invented, just to see what sort of
reaction she would get.
Her
brother gave her an icy stare. "Yes, of course."
"Really?"
She had not expected that answer, but she had not expected him to walk straight
to Margaret either. "Oops," Kirsty muttered and looked for an escape.
As soon as he had spoken to Margaret, he would come back to her, she was sure,
because then he would know she had made it up. If there was anything he
disliked it would be that.
"Kirsty
says you told her you might be pregnant," Iain said to Margaret. She might
really have said it to throw Kirsty off balance, for all he knew, but before he
took any action, he would like to know the truth.
Lisa
looked extremely interested and kept silent so they might not notice her.
Margaret
blinked a few times at his uncertain tone. "Sorry, Lisa. We won't talk
about this in front of you." She linked her arm through Iain's and pulled
him away. "You know how those things work!" she hissed. "But
you're making it sound as if you have no clue. You should know by now."
"Before
I kill her, I'd like to be sure it's justified," Iain said patiently,
annoyed with his sister and amused by Margaret. She was speaking as if years
had passed, not simply a few hours.
"Oh,
and if I say I did tell her that, you'll kill me?" She had not said
anything of the sort.
"No,"
he said, "because I could guess why you would have, but do you think I
should know by now? We've been married for ages, haven't we?"
Margaret
gave him a dignified look. "I was more concerned about the impression you
were making."
Iain
looked doubtful. "I'm not sure what sort of impression I'd be making if I
turned out to have used the afternoon to find out."
"I
didn't tell her anything," Margaret said with a giggle, agreeing with him
on the impression. "You shouldn't be wanting to kill your sister."
"That's
what sisters are for."
"I
lost mine," Margaret said earnestly. "Don't talk about killing yours,
even if you don't mean it. Be glad you have one who takes an interest in your
life. If she annoys you, just be explicit and very detailed. I'm sure she'll
think that too much information. Mushy gushing."
"Can
I leave that to you?"
"No.
Just tell her you carried me upstairs -- and so forth." She waved a little
with her hands as explanation.
"I
carried Margaret upstairs and so forth," Iain repeated dutifully, but with
a smile at Margaret's idea of what constituted too much information.
"Be
more detailed on the and so forth," Margaret advised. "Surely you
remember?"
He
thought about it and smirked. "No. Refresh my memory?"
"Oh,
you remember it very well. I'm not going to help you out. Let's chase Kirsty
around the ballroom and scare her a bit," she suggested.
Margaret
passed the band in search of Kirsty, but saw the microphone and got an idea.
She paused to think for a second, then asked if she could use it and nobody
protested. "Outside I ran into a fellow named Peters. Where is he?"
Her voice did not spell much good for the poor man, since her accent was very
pronounced.
There
was some commotion in the ballroom as people turned towards the small stage,
their confusion mixed with some hilarity because she was asking for Peters.
People who did not know her were now told who she was.
"He's
here!" someone shouted from a corner, where a man could be seen hiding.
"Well,
he doesn't have to come on stage! He may stay there, as long as he listens. Let
me explain. Outside, Peters asked how much I cost..." As she spoke,
Margaret wondered why she had no problems doing this, whereas she had preferred
to keep the number of wedding guests to an absolute minimum.
People
laughed. Some were amused; some were embarrassed that Peters had apparently
been so nosy and tactless.
"He
asked how much it had cost to get me here. I want to know: Peters, have you
figured it out yet?" She made it sound as if he was a fool for not having
figured it out instantly.
There
was no answer from Peters' corner, but some more hilarity from the rest of the
audience.
"I
helped Peters along. I told him I have special rates for Scottish hotties. But
he still doesn't know? Peters! Don't let me down!" Surprisingly,
that about the Scottish hotties came out just like the rest of her words.
Margaret applauded herself inwardly.
Someone
shouted an indecent suggestion.
"I
was warned some of you would be simple, but I didn't know it was quite that
bad!" She looked at Peters' corner again. "I hope you at least know
who my Scottish hottie is."
"That'd
be DCI Scott!" someone shouted.
"Aye!
Now, Peters ... how did DCI Scott get me here?"
Because
Iain approached her from behind, she did not see him coming. He grabbed the
microphone from her and she could only yelp in surprise when he grabbed her
around the waist with his other arm. She could wave her arms and kick her legs,
but nothing else, so she did not bother to try.
"How
he gets you out of here is much easier to see," he said to the audience.
"Peters, I'll save you from this woman."
Margaret
loved it. She did not protest at all when he half carried, half dragged her
away.
Before he put the microphone down, he said one more thing. "It's my wife. I'm allowed to!" Then he carried her off the stage.
She really loved it. Iain had told everybody she was his wife.
Chapter Forty
"You
told everybody I'm your wife," Margaret gushed when Iain set her on her
feet again off the stage. Perhaps she was not capable of standing up straight,
so she leant into him just in case. He was always so deliciously stable -- and
so deliciously unpredictable.
"You
called me a hottie in company again," he said sternly. "Twice."
She
wrapped her arms around him. His stern looks achieved quite the opposite.
"You become hotter by the second. It's really not my fault. Besides,
secretly you're very flattered."
"Am
I?" Of course he was.
"Oh
yes, or else you'd never have come to claim me in a manner that proved my
point." If he had disapproved, he would have gone outside for a good
cringe.
"It
did?" Iain frowned. By no means had he wanted to come and claim her, or
anything that could be described by such a phrase. Not her body, anyway. He had
had the intention to make it absolutely clear that one, this was his wife and
two, she was not at all scary. A sign to the community, as the community was always
very keen on signs, even if nothing actually happened behind the scenes. He
wondered how carrying her off the stage as if she were a naughty toddler that
had escaped proved that he was hot.
"I
was swooning."
"Don't
get carried away now, Maggie." He had not seen her swoon. She had merely
looked ecstatic. She was still looking ecstatic. It reminded him of the
time he had caught her dangling. He had been a little afraid if her reaction
then too, but it had been equally favourable. She had come a long way since
then, from being startled and tentatively pleased, to this unchecked joy.
"You
carried me away, darling, in a manner that left no one in doubt as to your
hotness. Lisa thought you were an imploding ice cube, but now she knows better,
I'm sure." It made Margaret look very smug and secure.
"I'm
not sure ice cubes can implode." He was not sure he was an ice cube. He
could not be, if he felt that he might want to kiss Margaret if she continued
to be kissable. However, in a public place he had better suppress that desire a
bit.
"She
was very sure you could not explode, that's why." Margaret sounded
very sure that Lisa was wrong about this. Iain looked as if Lisa was
wrong about this, at any rate. Something was bubbling up.
Iain
raised his eyebrows. "Ice cubes do neither. Should I talk to her and put
her right?" He was certain that Lisa had been exaggerating in order to
draw more gossip from Margaret. By saying he was an ice cube she would
certainly get Margaret to protest -- he hoped.
"That
would be nice." She looked up at him challengingly. "Don't implode,
darling. Let it out." She crossed her fingers that it would be manageable.
This was Iain, so it probably would be, but so far she did not have much
experience making such judgements.
"Here?"
he breathed. He did not dare to look around and see how many people were
watching. That would put him off for certain.
"Yes,
here. Where else? I am here."
"Hot,
hot, hot," Margaret muttered when she could speak again. "I told you
so." Exaggerating a little to Iain had some very interesting results.
"Was
that too much? Do you need to cool off?" Iain asked, very seriously.
She
looked up at him, trying to decide whether he was genuinely concerned or merely
trying to make everything even worse. "I don't kiss as well as you, do
I?"
"Why
are you asking?" The only thing he might be better at was recovering, or
pretending to have recovered.
"Because
you can ask me serious questions the second you stop." She did not really
have that ability.
"Was
that a serious question? Maggie!" Iain clicked his tongue as if she was
being very silly. "I was wondering if you wanted to come outside with
me."
She
rested her head against his shoulder and chuckled. "Seriously? I think it
might go from bad to worse if we did that."
"Oh?"
he teased interestedly.
She
smiled. "I don't particularly need to stay very long here. Whisk me off
when you've had enough of it and I'll follow obediently, as willingly as I was
carried away just now. But for the time being, let's behave. I'll go and find
Kirsty to relieve her worries." She wanted a private chat with her
sister-in-law as well.
He
raised his eyebrows. Behave? Had Margaret not been the first to misbehave when
she had taken the microphone? "I didn't say she had any. I said she said
you said you might be pregnant." He wanted her to correct Kirsty on that
point, not talk about worries.
Margaret
raised her eyebrows now too. "Obviously now she worries that she might be
right, because I really don't see how she could be worried that she might be
wrong."
"Well,
I can." It had to do with the fact that Kirsty thought he did not know
what to do.
"But
why? If she is wrong, the situation can have two outcomes, whereas if she is
right, the situation only has one outcome. You'd be excellent. I saw that
almost right away. Even if she is still wrong, she will be right at some point,
so how could she possibly worry about that?"
"You're so sweet, Maggie." Iain gave her a quick kiss.
Chapter Forty-One
Margaret
walked off in search of Kirsty, ignoring the interest in her person. She found
Kirsty talking to the Browns. That was fortunate, because it meant no more
introductions to strangers were required and if she wanted, she could take
Kirsty aside without offending anybody because she had already spoken to the
Browns. "Kirsty..." she began sweetly.
"Mum
ought to patent that superglue," Kirsty commented.
"What
do you mean?"
"It
has some interesting effects on Iain. He's more often physically attached to
you than not."
Margaret
coloured at having been observed. "Well, that's what I came to talk to you
about. Why did you tell him that I said that one thing? I never said
that."
"Obviously
because he doesn't appreciate the comment. That's what sisters are for,"
Kirsty said innocently. Sisters had been invented to make trouble in their
brothers' lives, all for the greater good.
"He
said so too. I told him not to kill you, though."
"Thank
you. So, what did you want to talk about?"
Margaret
smiled an apology at the Browns. "Sorry. Can I take Kirsty away for a
minute?" She pulled her away until they were beyond everyone's hearing.
"Why are you worried? I think we're not so out of touch with reality as to
be ignorant. You shouldn't be worried about Iain. He knows what he's doing and
when he doesn't, he finds out. I'm in good hands."
"Ha,
and is he?"
"Now
that's what I had a few questions about..."
Iain
went to find Lisa, which did not prove to be very difficult. "What's this
ice cube nonsense, Randall?" he inquired.
"Nonsense
indeed," she said, a little frightened by his tone. "As we all just
observed." Ice cubes would leave their wives alone. They tended not to
carry and kiss them.
Iain
looked smug. "That's how I like it. Case closed, then?" He did not
want any more questions or comments about the past four weeks, although those
were to be preferred over comments about the past few hours.
"All
right." Lisa looked relieved. "But er..."
"Case
closed," he warned.
"But
we haven't congratulated you yet, have we?" she protested.
He
relented. "Oh ... we can reopen the case for that, I suppose."
Lisa
and Paul offered their congratulations. "I'm really very happy for you. I
like her very much. And now you'll finally understand why I like to go home at
the end of a long day," she teased.
"I
did sort of suspect why you liked that. I'm not incapable of imagining myself
in other people's situations." His eyes sought Margaret. She was listening
to Kirsty very earnestly. "I'd like to go home now, in fact. I made my
appearance. I showed my wife. I did my duty. Now I'd really like to get away
from these people."
Just
then the band began to play and some enthusiastic couples moved onto the dance
floor, although most were still hesitant and needed some more drinks before
they dared to step forwards.
A
strange urge took possession of Iain as he stared across the room. There was
another way of getting away from people. He tried to recall what he had said to
Margaret about dancing -- that he could not or would not, but at any rate it
had not been so definite that he could not go back on his words. Besides, he
would try anything for that look of surprise and wonder.
Without
so much as an apology he left Lisa and Paul, crossing the room towards where
Margaret and Kirsty stood.
"Iain,"
said Kirsty. She was about to say they did not really need him this moment, but
he looked too full of something, so she bit back her words.
Margaret
was looking rather flushed, as the subject she had been discussing with Kirsty
had been uncomfortable and unfamiliar to her.
"Dance
with me, Margaret," he said.
"Dance
with you?" she asked with wide eyes. "Dance? Could you repeat your
question?"
He
turned to watch the centre of the dance floor, seeing no need to repeat
something she had already repeated twice herself. "Surely if Brown can do
it, we can too?" Brown was doing his duty by being one of the first.
"Brown
knows the steps," she observed lamely. She was not sure if she could copy
just by looking.
"We
needn't be perfect. We can stumble our way through. Doesn't that create a
bond?" He pulled her with him, enjoying the look on her face. "Come
on, this is a relatively slow one, so we can cheat." They would not have
to move their feet very much.
Safely
in his embrace, Margaret relaxed. "You surprise me."
"That
was the point. Surprise looks good on you."
"I
never thought you'd dance."
"It's
actually a hug," he reminded her modestly. "And as you know, anyone
can learn that."
"When
you become Superintendent, Iain, will you be expected to know the steps that go
with the hug?" They might have to take lessons one day, because it
appeared to be part of the deal.
"Who
says I will become one?"
"I
assumed you were forced to attend because you had to learn the ropes, so to
speak, because I was told you were very good at what you do." Margaret
supposed he would be promoted at some point.
"You
had to be told?" he teased.
"I
had my suspicions confirmed," she said gravely.
"It
never happens to people under forty. Do you know how long that gives
me?"
"You
never told me your age, you idiot, but you're so lucky to have a nosy wife with
a quick eye who picked it up when you wrote it down..."
"Actually,
I can't imagine any reasons for telling you outright," he mused.
"Although I'm sure it fit right in with whether you were Miss or
Mrs."
Margaret
looked up at him and smiled radiantly. "I can't wait to be on a case with
you again."
The End
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