A/N: Hi! So… this is how Fay celebrates the end of term, apparently. LOL. I had fun writing this! (psst, for those who care: the next chapter of Humouring Fate is also coming soon to a message board near you. )
Not sure either if a disclaimer is necessary here, but to be safe – I don’t own Facebook.
WARNING: should not be taken seriously. Contains: some weirdness, lots of silliness, and even more formatting.

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“Wall Posts”

~ a peek at Darcy’s Facebook profile ~

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William Darcy changed his location to Netherfield Park along with Charles Bingley and 3 others.

Meryton likes this.

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Sir William Lucas suggested you like Meryton and dancing

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You posted on Charles Bingley’s wall.

William Darcy >> Charles Bingley How long are we here for, Charles?

Caroline Bingley likes this.

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Charles Bingley It seems like a wonderful neighbourhood. You’ll love it! btw are you going to the assembly? cuz you should be.
William Darcy I REALLY don’t want to.

Caroline Bingley likes this.

Charles Bingley C’mon, it’ll be a good time!
William Darcy Fine.

Caroline Bingley likes this.

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News Feed

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Charles Bingley had an awesome time last night!! with Jane Bennet

Jane Bennet likes this.

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Jane Bennet Ditto! :-)

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Caroline Bingley had an awful time last night.

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Charles Bingley is now in a relationship with Jane Bennet.

Elizabeth Bennet and 8 others like this.

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Charles Bingley posted on your wall.

Charles Bingley >> William Darcy That was a really crummy thing to say. You should apologize. And Jane *is* an angel.

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Jane Bennet Aww thanks. That’s so sweet, Charlie! <3
Charles Bingley <3 <3
Jane Bennet <3 <3 <3
William Darcy Can you two please take your flirting off my wall?

Caroline Bingley likes this.

Elizabeth Bennet ^Geez, rude much? A couple of hearts won’t kill your soul. In fact, it may be an improvement. :-P

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Sir William Lucas invited you to the event Lucas Lodge get-together Are you attending? Yes / No / Maybe

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Caroline Bingley posted on your wall.

Caroline Bingley >> William Darcy When’s the wedding? *wink wink*

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William Darcy You should give it a rest. I said she had nice eyes; that doesn’t mean I’m going to marry her.

Caroline Bingley likes this.

Caroline Bingley Nice eyes, marriage, same thing! I wish you joy. Her family is delightful. You’ll have the best in-laws ever.

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You posted on Georgiana Darcy’s wall.

William Darcy >> Georgiana Darcy My e-mail’s not working so I can’t reply right away, but I’ll call you if anything comes up. Same goes for you!

Caroline Bingley and Georgiana Darcy like this.

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Georgiana Darcy Okay. I miss you. :-)

William Darcy likes this.

William Darcy I miss you too, G.

Caroline Bingley likes this.

Caroline Bingley Do you want me to take a look at your e-mail, Will? I’m really good at fixing web stuff.
William Darcy No, I’m good. Besides, I thought you failed your computer science class in college.
Caroline Bingley Minor detail.

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William Darcy updated his status.

William Darcy :: There is in every disposition a tendency to particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.

Caroline Bingley likes this.

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Elizabeth Bennet I guess your defect is a propensity to hate everyone, then.
William Darcy Yes, and yours is to wilfully misunderstand them.

Caroline Bingley likes this.

Elizabeth Bennet You know it. ;-)

William Darcy likes this.

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You posted on Caroline Bingley’s wall.

William Darcy >> Caroline Bingley Caroline. Stop liking everything I say.

Caroline Bingley likes this.

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Caroline Bingley OMG you posted on my wall. Yay!!
Caroline Bingley I can’t help it, Will, you are just sooooo witty.

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Bill Collins posted on your wall.

Bill Collins >> William Darcy My dear sir, I have found out, by a singular accident, that you are a near relation of my patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh. I am most thankful that the discovery is made in time for me to pay my respects. I most humbly entreat your pardon for not having done it before. Allow me the honour – utmost honour! – of assuring you that your aunt, her venerable ladyship, was quite well yesterday se’ennight. I look on this assurance as a point of duty on my part, and trust that you do the same; I remain your grateful serv[See more]

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William Darcy Who the heck is this?

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Charles Bingley invited you to the event Party at Netherfield!! Are you attending? Yes / No / Maybe

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You posted on Charles Bingley’s wall.

William Darcy >> Charles Bingley We need to talk.

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Charles Bingley I can’t do it, Will.
William Darcy A little time and distance never hurt anybody. Look, just think about it.

Caroline Bingley and Louisa Hurst like this.

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William Darcy changed his location to London along with Charles Bingley and 3 others

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Caroline Bingley is SUPER happy to be in London.

Louisa Hurst likes this.

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Colonel NoName Fitzwilliam :: thought I knew my name, but all of a sudden everyone starts calling me ‘Richard’. I AM SO CONFUSED.

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Earl of WTHisthis You’re telling me, son. I somehow managed to inherit property in Matlock.
William Darcy Uncle… cousin… just go with it.

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Jane Bennet changed her location to London

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Charles Bingley went from being in a relationship to single

Caroline Bingley and Louisa Hurst like this.

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Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted on your wall.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh >> William Darcy I will expect you at Rosings at the usual date. You may bring Fitzwilliam if you wish.

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Richard Fitzwilliam Aunt Catherine, since when did you have Facebook?!
Lady Catherine de Bourgh Are you implying that I am behind the times, young man?
Richard Fitzwilliam Uh… no…

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Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted on your wall.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh >> William Darcy Why are you and Anne not friends? I demand that you Friend her at once!

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William Darcy Anne doesn’t have Facebook, aunt.

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Richard Fitzwilliam posted on your wall.

Richard Fitzwilliam >> William Darcy ROFL.

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William Darcy changed his location to Rosings with Richard Fitzwilliam.

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Richard Fitzwilliam posted on your wall.

Richard Fitzwilliam >> William Darcy Hey, visiting Rosings might not actually be so bad this year. ;-) Thanks to Elizabeth Bennet.

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Elizabeth Bennet Haha, thanks. Good to meet you too, Richard!
William Darcy When did my wall become flirting central?
Richard Fitzwilliam Holy cow, coz, loosen up.
Elizabeth Bennet You should have seen him in Hertford.
Richard Fitzwilliam Why? What’d he do?
Lady Catherine de Bourgh Indeed, what is going on here? I insist upon knowing!
Elizabeth Bennet …

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You posted on Elizabeth Bennet’s wall.

William Darcy >> Elizabeth Bennet Still not convinced that Rosings is that far away. It’s an easy distance. After all, what’s fifty miles of good road?

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Elizabeth Bennet True. I didn’t mean to say that one couldn’t be settled too near the family.
William Darcy But surely *you* aren’t so strongly attached to your neighbourhood?
Elizabeth Bennet Um I guess not. Why? ^_~

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Elizabeth Bennet posted on your wall.

Elizabeth Bennet >> William Darcy Leave. Me. Alone.

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Are you sure you want to send a letter to Elizabeth Bennet? Confirm

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William Darcy has left Rosings.

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Richard Fitzwilliam posted on your wall.

Richard Fitzwilliam >> William Darcy Hey coz, what’s up? No one’s heard from you in a while. Georgie says you’re brooding. Stop brooding. What are you, Heathcliff?

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You posted on Charles Bingley’s wall.

William Darcy >> Charles Bingley Come to Pemberley. Bring your sisters if you must.

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Elizabeth Bennet posted on your wall.

Elizabeth Bennet >> William Darcy Gosh, I’m really sorry. We thought you were gone, or -- ! Anyway. Today was awkward. But um, yeah. I look forward to meeting your sister.

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William Darcy likes fate.

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Jane Bennet >> Elizabeth Bennet You have to come home, NOW please.

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Elizabeth Bennet is worried for her sister. – with Jane Bennet and 7 others

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Lydia Bennet is having a great time with George Wickham

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Bill Collins sent Longbourn some condolences

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Sir William Lucas :: wow, the Bennets sure have some crazy stuff going on right now!

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William Darcy has a headache.

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William Darcy no longer likes fate.

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You were tagged in a post.

Margaret Gardiner >> Elizabeth Bennet What’s up with you and Darcy?

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Elizabeth Bennet Idk. It’s complicated.
Margaret Gardiner ^Cryptic answer.
Elizabeth Bennet Well, it confuses me too.

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Elizabeth Bennet posted on your wall.

Elizabeth Bennet >> William Darcy Thank you. I mean it.

Jane Bennet and Margaret Gardiner like this.

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William Darcy What for?
Elizabeth Bennet You know what for. Just… thanks.

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Lydia Bennet posted on your wall.

Lydia Bennet >> William Darcy
I H8 U. You ruined my life. I’m not talking to you, ever.

George Wickham likes this.

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William Darcy I can live with that.

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Elizabeth Bennet posted on your wall.

Elizabeth Bennet >> William Darcy So… were you ABSOLUTELY, 100% serious when you said that your good opinion ‘once lost, is lost forever’?

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William Darcy Why do you ask?
Elizabeth Bennet No reason.

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Charles Bingley posted on William Darcy’s wall.

Charles Bingley >> William Darcy You’re a jerk. But I forgive you.

William Darcy likes this.

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Lady Catherine de Bourgh posted on your wall.

Lady Catherine de Bourgh >> William Darcy What has the world come to? Elizabeth The Harpy Bennet from wherever-the-heck-she-comes-from-shire is the rudest, most offensive young lady CREATURE I have ever had the displeasure of talking to. No, I do not credit the rumours at all. You better have more sense than to attach yourself to That Woman. She is a conniving little [See more]

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You posted on Elizabeth Bennet’s wall.

William Darcy >> Elizabeth Bennet I don’t know what my aunt said to you, but I’m pretty sure it was offensive, so please allow me to apologize on her behalf.

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Elizabeth Bennet We just had… a minor disagreement. Don’t worry about it. I’m fine.

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William Darcy changed his location to Rosings with Charles Bingley.

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Lady Catherine de Bourgh sent you hate mail

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Charles Bingley posted on your wall.

Charles Bingley >> William Darcy JANE SAID YES!! I’m so unbelievably happy right now, I forgive you.

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William Darcy You already did, Charles.
Charles Bingley Well I forgive you again!

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Elizabeth Bennet posted on your wall.

Elizabeth Bennet >> William Darcy Hey Darcy! Jane and Charles are going out tomorrow and I reeaaally don’t want to be a third wheel…

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William Darcy Don’t go, then.
Jane Bennet I believe my sister is hinting that you should ask her out, so we can all go together.
Charles Bingley Yeah!! Go for it, bro!!! Let’s double date, that would be awesome!
Elizabeth Bennet SIGH. Indeed. Work with us here, Will. :-P

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You posted on Elizabeth Bennet’s wall.

William Darcy >> Elizabeth Bennet Oh. Okay then. Will you go with me?

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Elizabeth Bennet If you insist. ;-)

William Darcy likes this.

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William Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet are now in a relationship.

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See below! ;-)